organizations:casterhaus

Casterhäus

Organization Profile
Organization Type:Eldest1)
Status:Active
Founders: Cyrrig
Vilijo
Current Leader:Lydia
Initiation:500 gp + Warm Couch
Aliases: Groverhouse
Library House
Notable Current Members: Too many to count.
Notable Former Members: Luke Oliver
Alabaster
Too many to count.
Upgrades/Benefits:Inn
Librarium
Item Repository
Casterhäus2)
University
Notable Events:Too Many to Count
Server Profile
Founder:Lost to the mists of time.
Current Leader:Kuru
Created On:Eldest3)

Casterhäus is the oldest player-created organization in Barrow's Maw. It started as a place to house a few spellcasters and grew into a very wealthy, influential guild. It has expanded to include things like an orphanage, a university, and an overgrowing housing structure. Though it was previously led by rather unethical sorts, it is currently headed by Lydia, a good-aligned cleric who's been gradually steering it away from that reputation.

Once upon a time, there were two roommates. This eventually became the oldest and most convoluted organization known to the Axe and Sickle.

“Casterhäus started as a place to store scrolls and chill out, but it has since become a massive fucking sprawl of horrid and unstable architecture (If you're familiar, think groverhaus but like eight times the size)4). Since its founding, casterhaus has added a full university where some of the characters teach during their downtime to earn money. It's honestly fucking ridiculous but tbh its great if you like hanging out with the failsons, faildaughters, and large adult children who reside in the Ohm basin.”— Ro5)

Members get their own room. Whenever a member wants more space, they just add a wing— which has resulted in the unique architecture in the nonce6).

Purportedly the only accredited university in Barrow's Maw. Some say that it was originally conceived as a scam, but the authorities at Casterhäus assure us that was not the case and at any rate certainly is not currently.

The university also hosts a boarding school wherein children learn to be 'Arcane Achievers' or 'Divine Darlings'. Accusations of brainwashing have been frequently leveled, but Lydia's administration has made progress.

Casterhäus boasts a crystal ball useable by all members— but that ball sits by the Warm Couch. Be it an accident of enchanting, a misunderstanding, or a prank7), the couch is eternally uncomfortably hot. One must endure the discomfort to earn the right to using the scrying ball— or, that's what the Casterhäusers will tell you. In reality, the Warm Couch acts as a sort of opt-in hazing ritual.8)

An outdated map of the early Casterhäus. Not to scale, not perfectly accurate, and does not guarantee euclidean relations.

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1)
Casterhäus was declared to be most akin to a Guild during the Revisions.
2)
The häus itself, a noneucledian multidimensional constantly-shifting nightmare described as “the Oldest House on LSD”, not the organization.
3)
“Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Casterhäus was here before the houserules and the organization-rules; Casterhäus remembers the first adventure and the first ban. It made paths before the Big People, and saw the Little People arriving. It was here before the Liches and the graves and the Barrow-wights.” — Tolkien.
4)
If you're not familiar, look it up. It's hilarious.
5)
This paragraph was copied near-verbatim from Ro. We hold it as a testament to her style that no revision was needed.
6)
'in the nonce' means 'currently', but is a tone more suited to a Lovecraft novel and thus this situation.
7)
The oldest members know it was an accident. History records it as a stroke of genius, as is its wont.
8)
One used it as a power move, employing seemingly-esoteric magic to effortlessly endure. In reality the spell was rather simple, but the panache and bravado was anything but.
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